keeping my sanity is hard to do

thedragonturtle:

smashinganchors:

housewifeswag:

10knotes:

lego-batmann:

 9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids

“and you are fat.” I am crying. so good.

“Have you Hird of saten?”

“not to be hard but I need money”

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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barachiki:

“Okay… now what?”

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thebeautyinbeautiful:

catsmom:

rosezemlya:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

More of Ms. Mode on my dash, please and thanks.

Edna Mode… our spirit animal

forever reblogging the Edna Mode pep talk :D

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buysexual:

fuck this was funny

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

kasvaugh:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

kasvaugh:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

My dad just brought me this drink and didn’t say what it was and it seriously tastes like how vase water smells after plants have been in it. What. 

it sounds like rose water

It’s yellow though!

wait, like full on yellow or just tinged yellow?

This amount of yellow!

laugh-addict:

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